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6 years 10 months ago #201267 by Gerrry
Ahh, Spelly! Back to square one, are we... same old self-loathing, self-destructive spelly, he of the unloaded derringer pits hisself against someone (dats me) who has a loaded cyber Magnum .44 and who will blow your cyber bonehead clean off your cyber shoulders.

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6 years 10 months ago #201268 by Transatlantic Experience

Gerrry wrote: Ahh, Spelly! Back to square one, are we... same old self-loathing, self-destructive spelly, he of the unloaded derringer pits hisself against someone (dats me) who has a loaded cyber Magnum .44 and who will blow your cyber bonehead clean off your cyber shoulders.

Seriously Geriatric, one would have thought that you would have upped your game in the last three years, I mean "bonehead", really? I see you're inherent inferiority complex still plagues you. This is transparent in you're 18th Century linguistics, aka flame... I'm glad to inform you that I have since moved on from this sophomoric quagmire of sheer pointlessness. So what are we discussing today old knob?

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6 years 10 months ago #201269 by Gerrry
How about I school you in the usage of 'your', and 'you're'? 'Your' is a possessive pronoun, while 'you're' is the abbreviated form of 'you are'... Master that and you're (note usage of 'you're') on the long, long and difficult road to qualifying to engage me. :-)
Sorry, ol' bean, could not resist that! ;-)

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6 years 10 months ago - 6 years 10 months ago #201270 by Transatlantic Experience

Gerrry wrote: How about I school you in the usage of 'your', and 'you're'? 'Your' is a possessive pronoun, while 'you're' is the abbreviated form of 'you are'... Master that and you're (note usage of 'you're') on the long, long and difficult road to qualifying to engage me. :-)
Sorry, ol' bean, could not resist that! ;-)

No need to apologise oh learned one..I mean cmon Gerriatric, the username Spell Jammer? Its all part of the meme guy lol. You still don't get this? So are we going to do this juvenile two step the whole evening Geriatric? How have you been keeping?
Last Edit: 6 years 10 months ago by Transatlantic Experience.

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6 years 10 months ago #201272 by Gerrry
I am fine, Spelly, and I hope you are too. Welcome back!

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6 years 10 months ago #201309 by Sun_shine
Hi Transatlantic experiment, could you please share with us how you chose your new name? Thanks

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6 years 10 months ago #201327 by Shakesvaneldos

Sun_shine wrote: Hi Transatlantic experiment, could you please share with us how you chose your new name? Thanks




:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: haai nee

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6 years 10 months ago #201329 by Sun_shine

Shakesvaneldos wrote:

Sun_shine wrote: Hi Transatlantic experiment, could you please share with us how you chose your new name? Thanks




:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: haai nee


sorry that was a genuine mistake lol :)

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6 years 10 months ago #201333 by The South African

Sun_shine wrote:

Shakesvaneldos wrote:

Sun_shine wrote: Hi Transatlantic experiment, could you please share with us how you chose your new name? Thanks




:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: haai nee


sorry that was a genuine mistake lol :)


Now that was a profound Freudian slip if ever there was one! lol

I am the man you do not want to see or why settle for a burger when you have steak at home.

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6 years 10 months ago #201348 by Sun_shine
Dug this out of an old mail sent to me



Plus jys so lellik as jy zoo toe gaan dan sing die apies "We are family!
jys so lank..... jy drink melk...... as dit by jou maag kom is dit inkomazie
jy's so lelik jy enter n lelik competition hulle sê sorry, no professionals!!!
Jys so lelik toe jy gebore was , het hulle jou incubator se vensters getint!!
Jy't so n groot voorkop ...jy was met n laken.
Julle is so arm, julle wag vir die hond se pension.
Jys so lelik...........jou ma steek jou weg.........weg steek jou dood!!!!!!!
Julle is blaint rof...Jou Ma skep op met panga's ...julle eet met okappi's.
Jyt groot ore jy kan al klaar more se skinner stories hoor!!
Jou ore is so klein ... jy moet jou brille op jou gesig vas weld
Plus you so dom -you cant dial 911 cause you cant find the eleven button
Plus you so dom you get excited to finish your jisaw puzzle in six months - cause on the box it said "2-4 Years"
Plus you so dom you bought a AM radio, kantie you can only listen to it during the day.
Plus you so dom you tip toe past the medicine cabinet -so that you don't wake the sleeping pills.
Plus you so dom you hear 90% of accidents happen around the home you somma move.
Plus you so dom - When the computer freezes you put it in the microwave
Plus you so dom the best ten years of your life was standard 1

you den so lelik they put your face in the dough to make gorilla biscuits....
jou kop is dan so klein if you pierce your ears den you somma dead....
you den got duk tone they must put on nail polish for you by de panelbeaters......
you den so dom you only got one ear you still wanna hear both sides of the story.....
you den so poor they can't evens kills de kokkerooitjies because they den pay half de rent.....
you den so poor you go to KFC to lick other people's fingers
jy's dan so oud jy poep stof
jy't dan min hare as jy dit braid dan lyk dit soos stitches.....
jou tanne is dan so vrot dit lyk soos 'n dice in jou mond....
julle's dan so arm hulle roof julle vir practise.
jy's dan so lelik hulle voer jou met 'n kettie
jy's dan duk lippe jy ge-bruik nie lip-Ice jy gebruik speed stick
hy's is so greedy hom blood type is Chicken Curry
hy is so lelik hy gaan in by die house of horrors hy kom uit met 'n application form
you den so uitgevreet my dog bite you he somma die of high cholestrol
you den so ugly your face catch fire your family try to put it out with a spade !!!!!
Your teeth is so yellow you spoeg margarine....
You den so dom you put lip-stick on your forehead to make-up your mind.....
Your hair is so croes you must comb it with a disprin !!!!!
You stink so much you make right guard turn left....
you den so ugly evens the rice krispies don't talk to you !!!!
your teeth is so yellow your tonsils must wear sunglasses.....
Hulle sê jy moet iets oud skool to bring, jy bring jou ouma....
Jy's a veld ninja, jy gooi black jacks.
Jy's so maar, your striped pyjamas only got 1 stripe. -
Jy't min hare, jy dra jou skulfers in jou sak.
Klein ore, ons almal hoor hallo, jy hoor hallokie.
Jy's so lelik, nie eens Ripleys wil dit glo nie
Jou ouma is so oud as sy hoes dan kom daar stof uit haar mond.
Jou vrou is so lelik, jy tite haar met ghost pops.
Jou hand is so skirf, as jy hande clap, slat iets vlam
Jou oe is so groot, jy kyk die hele week niks
Julle is so arm, jou ma se daar is niks vir ete, jy se jy soek net twee lepels.
Jy's so kort jy staan op die stoel om in jou neus te krap
Jy het n lang kop as jy afkyk dan slaan jy n summersault.
Jy is so kort jy staan & skrop
Jou ouma wil jy oupa spite sy gaan met n bikini kerk toe
jy's so oud as jy poep is jy uit asem uit
JULLE POTTE IS SO DIEP JOU MA KOOK MET 'N VERKYKER
Julle is gangsters in julle huis jou ma skep op met 'n sixnine en julle eet met oukapies
Jy is so lelik jou ma gee jou gif plus jy gaan nie dood die gif gaan dood
Jy's soo lelik jou ma gooie jou weg jou pa vat jou halfpad jou ouma skree gooie hom in die pie
JOU TANDE IS SO SKEEF JY KAN N APPEL DEUR N TENNIS REKKET KOU.
JY IS SO SKEEL AS JY HUIL DAN VAL JOU TRANE OP JOU RUG.
JOU PA IS SO DROOG JOU MA SIT BILTONG OP HOM LUNCH
Jou tande is soos die sterre......nie so shiny nie, so ver uit mekaar.
Jy's so kort hulle roep jou stompie
Jou lippe is so dik,lyk soos Bus Bumpers
Jou lippe is so dik ... jy gebruik speed stick vir lip ice
Jou kop is dan so klein if you pierce your ears den you somma dead....
You den so dom you only got one ear you still wanna hear both sides of the story.....
You den so poor they can't evens kills de cockroaches because they den pay half de rent.....
You den so poor he go to KFC to lick other people's fingers
Jy't dan min hare as jy dit braid dan lyk dit soos stitches...
You den so black you go to night school they somma mark you absent...
Hy is so lelik hy gaan in by die house of horrors hy kom uit met 'n application form
Your hair is so croes you must comb it with a disprin!!!!!
You den so fat you broke a branch on your family tree!!!!!
JY IS SO KORT JOU HARE RYK SOOS VOETE

Jou naels is so lank jy krap die hele party om

Julle is so arm jou ma koop jou 'n check broek met net een blokkie op!

Jy's so dom jy koop nuwe tekkies maar jy maak net een lysie vas, ek vra jou nou hoekom ... jy se op die box staan geskryf TAIWAN

Jou Oupa loop kaal bors in die huis rond, jou ouma sê "hoeveel keer moet ek jou sê gaan stryk daai fokken Skiper!"

Jou ma is so skeel sy gee haarself vuil kyke

AS JOU OUMA VOEL SY GAAN DOOD, GAAN SIT SY IN DIE LIVING ROOM

Jou ouma wil jou oupa spite, sy koop drie grandpa's, sy se "kyk ek is a playa"

Jou ore is so klein,ons hoor hallo, jy hoor, hallo'tjie

Jy is so skeel as jy huil dan val jou trane op jou rug

Julle tv is so klein: Ons kyk Jaws julle kyk Tuna

Jy werk by die malhuis...jy kry befokte wages

Jou ouma het drie grand-pa's... sy gooi twee weg .. sy sing , "dont wanna be a playa no more"

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6 years 10 months ago #201393 by Girl4Pmb
❤ Welcome back Spelly!!!

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3 months 4 weeks ago #204202 by rtiiosl
Dont mind Cjoe, almost everything he posts relates to stereotyping or random opinions. We think that he has just hit puberty and discovered the internet...

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