Topic-icon Gee69er's Guide in Keeping a Girl...

13 years 2 weeks ago #49469 by Gee69er
Hey Guys, I thought that i would share my tips on how to keep the ladies happy & coming back for more....
This has always worked for me... It's fool proof.

>Guide on How to Keep a Girl

>1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This
will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

>2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness.
If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really hard until she cries (this
will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are).

>3. Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls
are like dogs; they love to be roughed up.

>4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she
is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This
will show her you care.

>5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be
her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and
every girl needs some improvement.

>7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she
stare into her eyes, mouth the words "F__ you" and grab the other
girl's ass. Girls love competition.

>8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she
thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire
When she starts to get upset, tell her you were just kidding and now you're
really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she
starts crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean over
and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can." Girls love a guy who takes charge.

>9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick." Women love those
special nicknames.

>10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD. Girls love bad boys.

>11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket,
because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say
"if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now, you're going to
be bitching about
a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear. Girls love guys that can keep them warm on a cold day/night

>12. Take her to a party. When you get there, she'll have to go to the
bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the
party is dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you all
night. This will ensure that she’s always at your side…. Wait maybe you’d wanna skip this point then…

>13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet.
Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny...why shouldn't
girls? Girls love a guy with a sense of humour

>15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

>16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her
self-confidence, then you can never turn her into the object she deep
down desires to be.

>17. Every time you're in her house, steal one of her shoes, earrings or
anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way,
she'll go crazy. Crazy chicks are the best in bed… I thought you knew that…

>18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order, interrupt
and say "no, she's not hungry." Make her watch you eat. Girls love a
guy that speaks for her.

>19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then fart . Girls
love a spontaneous guy.

>21. When it's raining, keep asking her if she's crying. She'll say "no,
it's just the rain." Ten minutes later, turn to her and just scream
at her to stop crying. Girls like a tough man.
her to stop crying. Girls like a tough man.

>22. T*tty twisters and plenty of them.

>23. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no.
This way she'll think you're mysterious.

>24. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her that
material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is
that she keeps you happy, and your happiness is the greatest present
she can ever get.

>26. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will,
promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This
will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call that
you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really
excited. Don't call. Girls have lots of patience, She will appreciate you exercising her patience.

There you have it Guys... Dont say i never gave you anything!

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1 month 3 hours ago - 2 weeks 5 days ago #204278 by rtiiosl
Hello. I would consult with someone about a medicine that can be used to help women with weakened sexual desire. For the past few months, I have experienced a loss of libido. I was at the doctor's office and I was told that this was not caused by health problems or problems with my husband. I would like to enjoy sexual life, as before. I don’t know how else to deal with sexual desire disorder. Thanks for the advice and help.
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