Topic-icon Arsenal FC

More
14 years 3 months ago #4128 by LickherFlames
....the Gooners' away form has been shocking this season and seeing that im running out of good ManU jokes...i thought i'd post a few Arsenal jokes...

The seven dwarfs are down in the mines when there is a cave-in.
Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them.
In the distance a voice shouts out "Arsenal are good enough to win a top 4 spot for next year's Champion's League...."
Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"

Please Log in or Create an account to join the conversation.

More
14 years 3 months ago #4146 by LickherFlames
One day, a Liverpool fan was walking along the beach and came across an odd-looking bottle. Not being one to ignore tradition, he rubbed it and, much to his surprise, a Genie actually appeared. "For releasing me from the bottle, I will grant you three wishes," said the Genie. The man was ecstatic. "But there's a catch," the Genie continued. "What catch?" asked the man, eyeing the Genie suspiciously. The Genie replied, "For each of your wishes, every Arsenal supporter in the world will receive double what you asked for." "Hey, I can live with that! No problem!" replied the elated man. "What is your first wish?" asked the Genie. "Well, I've always wanted a Ferrari!" Poof ! A Ferrari appeared in front of the man. "Now, every Gooner in the world has been given two Ferraris," said the Genie. "What is your next wish?" "I could really use a million dollars..." replied the man, and Poof! One million dollars appeared at his feet. "Now, every Gooner in the world is two million dollars richer," the Genie reminded the man. "Well, that's okay, as long as I've got my million," replied the spurs fan. "And what is your final wish?" asked the Genie. The man thought long and hard, and finally said, "Well, you know, I've always wanted to donate a kidney..."

Please Log in or Create an account to join the conversation.

More
14 years 2 months ago #6136 by Asp07
Arse and all

Please Log in or Create an account to join the conversation.

More
6 years 11 months ago - 6 years 11 months ago #200532 by Markie4u
Last Edit: 6 years 11 months ago by Markie4u.

Please Log in or Create an account to join the conversation.

More
4 weeks 1 day ago #204266 by sarat5

Please Log in or Create an account to join the conversation.